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HAMSTER VS KAIJU

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Limited-time beach modes with multiple enemy routes! Earn 🌞 Summer Tokens and spend them in the summer shop.

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Permanently unlock the apex monsters with 🪙 coins, then field them from ⚔️ Loadout.

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🧾 Shop terms & refund policy

Last updated 30 September 2026

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UPDATE LOG

Everything that landed since v152. Now on v2.3.16 — The Null Commander.

◆ THE NULL COMMANDER v2.3.16

Smoother co-op (v2.3.16): the guest's clock no longer jumps at high speed, late Firebase packets no longer make kaiju freeze or rubber-band, sounds are prepared during the match intro instead of mid-fight, and the HUD only redraws what changed.
Fix (v2.3.15): swipes on the flying Commander's Null Beam now register — mouse, trackpad and touch — and his swipe zone is a bit wider to match his size.
Null Army wave 160 (Normal & Elite) and wave 240 (Null Chances): the Null Commander flies in with the wave. He can't be hurt while airborne.
Every 10s he lands beside a tower and punches it — 20s stun. In between he grabs a random non-boss kaiju off the road and throws it toward your base.
The wave ends on a Glitch Kaiju — 4 forms on Normal, 6 on Elite, 8 on Null Chances (with a shorter blink). While it lives the Commander fires a Null Beam: swipe across him 10× or the tower is converted.
When everything else is dead he lands on the road and fights for real: 3 phases, each opening with two Shatter Spins and three Null Beams.
Fully synced in co-op — every teammate sees the punches, throws and beams, and anyone can swipe.
🌈 Null Prism replaces the five Whisker Slinger skins with one: rainbow lines on every tier and rainbow pellets. Owned any of the old ones? You own Null Prism.
⚡ Glitch Kaiju skin: Kaiju King's breath is now properly glitched — split colours, dropouts and torn data blocks. The enemy Kaiju King boss no longer copies your skin.
Smaller Biscuit cursor, Shop terms & refund policy and a cookie policy in 🐹 Account, a cookie choice on first visit, and offer countdowns on every shop bundle.

◆ OPERATOR & GLOBAL TACTICS v2.3.3

OPERATOR: emerald name, gloss and sparkles in profiles, co-op rooms, chat, friends, leaderboards and teammate cursors. Unlocked by its separate cosmetic code.
Pumpkin Spice: teleportation compares every free land tile, predicts enemy movement and accounts for allied coverage. Ties favor less travel; small improvements do not trigger constant repositioning.
Balance: the supplied autumn values for Pumpkin Spice, Destroyer and the other towers are preserved.

🎃 PUMPKIN TACTICS v2.3.1

Stronger from the start: 2,200 DPS and two spice jets at Lv0; three jets from Lv2. MAX has 2/3 of MAX Destroyer's direct weapon DPS, before fusions.
Choose your barrier: activate Maple Tree, then click a free land or road position anywhere on the map. Escape or right-click cancels without using the cooldown.
Homing pinecone: targets the highest-HP enemy anywhere on the board, follows it and retargets if it dies. The explosion still hits the whole map.
Global threat scan: scans beyond its attack range and prioritizes enemies threatening the exit. Teleport cooldown: 12s at Lv0, 6s at MAX.
No new season reset: existing Autumn progress and the two Autumn redeem codes stay valid.

🍁 AUTUMN REBALANCE v2.3

Pumpkin Spice Hamster: 0.01% Fall spin chance, $10,000 placement and 1.5× upgrade prices. Three piercing jets at MAX and automatic threat-based teleportation.
MAX abilities: a whole-map Pinecone Cataclysm like Void's Final Notice, plus an impassable Maple Tree lasting 15 seconds with a 100-second cooldown.
Perfect Form: fuse your MAX Maple Hamster with your MAX Pumpkin Spice for $100,000. Pixel sunglasses, doubled stats and durations, and halved cooldowns.
Balance: Unallowd's nunchaku recharge in 40 seconds. MAX Cool Pumpkin earns 7× MAX Golden Banker. Yellow Swan lemons have 2× equivalent Builder wall HP and cannon DPS. Maple damage/stun and Groundskeeper leaf value doubled.
Fall Collector: buffs eggs, lemons, walls, ground traps, bushes, syrup and Maple Trees. Groundskeeper leaves pay $100 before collector bonuses.
Fresh season: progress starts over in this version; old redeem codes no longer work. Summer towers are developer-code-only. Autumn map art preserves every route.
Trailer 2 now shows the new abilities, Perfect Form and current spin odds. Trailer 1 is unchanged.

💬 TEAM CHAT NEW

Press Enter mid-match to talk to your team. Enter again sends, Escape backs out.
Messages appear over the board in your seat colour and fade on their own, so they never sit in the way.
There's a 💬 CHAT button too, with a red dot when someone's said something you haven't read.
Typing no longer triggers hotkeys — a "3" in a message won't fire an ability any more.
🚫 Chat filter, on by default and switchable in ⚙️ Settings. It sees through the usual dodges — fuuuck, f.u.c.k, f u c k, sh1t — and it's careful not to censor innocent words like class, pass or pulover. Filtering happens when a message is shown, so a modified client can't push slurs onto your screen.

🔧 CO-OP FIXES

Towers were frozen on a teammate's screen. The fire recoil every tower plays when it shoots was never sent over the network, so on a guest's screen nothing moved no matter how hard it was firing. That was the missing "attack animation".
The hero's punch swing and the level-up flash had the same fault and are fixed too.
Explosions looked weak for the guest. Sparks were capped at 60 a packet while a busy board runs about 130 — teammates were seeing under half of every burst. Now they see all of it.
Less lag. Over half the tower block was literal empty padding; trimming it and packing spark colours means 3.6× more effects now travel in the same bandwidth.
Towers moved in steps for the guest. Their animation timers only advanced when a packet arrived — 25 updates a second instead of 60 — so the recoil stuttered. The guest now runs them itself between packets and lets each snapshot correct it. Stutter dropped from 4.0% of frames to 0.8%.
🐹 Rolling let you stack two towers. A rolling hamster updates its grid position as it travels, so the tile it started on read as free — build there and the roamer snapped back on top of your new tower. Its home tile now stays reserved for the whole roll.
💬 Chat flashed at random. The log was rebuilt twice a second by a housekeeping timer, which restarted every message's entry animation. It's only rebuilt when something actually changes now.

₿ BITCOIN HACKER — A HERO WHO MINES

Fourth HERO, 💎1200. He doesn't shoot — he mines a block every 15 kaiju your team kills, and the payout scales with his level and the wave.
🏦 From Lv1 every farm you own earns +30% while he's fielded. Your whole economy plugs into him.
🔗 Lv8 every 3rd block pays double · ⚡ Lv14 Hash Burst cashes out for every kaiju alive · 💠 Lv20 skims 6% of everything the team earns.
🔓 Lv15 RANSOMWARE — his one attack. Encrypts the whole board: strips 26–50% of each kaiju's current HP (bosses resist half), extracts a ransom in cash, and leaves everything taking +40% damage for 6s.

🎨 SKINS, AND A DIVINE TRAIT

Towers can wear skins now — toggle one on its card in ⚔️ Loadout. First up: ⚡ Glitch Kaiju for 🦖 KAIJU KING, all eight tiers repainted.
Skins are per player in co-op. Your Kaiju King wears yours, your teammate's wears theirs — nobody's loadout paints anybody else's board.
⚡ Glitch is the game's first DIVINE trait, a tier above mythic: +40% damage, +25% attack speed, +20% range, and a 10% chance per hit to CORRUPT — armour and shields stripped, 50% slow, +40% damage taken.
Clearing all 200 waves of ⚡ GLITCH RIFT · ELITE is what awards it.

🔧 FIXES

💎 Charm duplicates paid too much. The average refund was 52 gems against a 50-gem spin — once you owned every charm the wheel printed money forever. Now ~18 on average; a mythic dupe still pays three spins back.
🍪 A Cookie counted as a real tower. Wearing your third Titan Hamster's shape made the game think you had four, so it refused a build you were entitled to. Mimics no longer count toward per-type or eco caps.
🔫 Minigunner lagged in co-op. A guest's barrel took its angle from the host and back, so it trailed your mouse by a full round trip. Your own gun now aims from your live cursor.
💾 Loading a save deleted it. Crash or quit after resuming and there was nothing to return to. Saves stay put — and slots can now autosave every 30s (tap ⏱ on a slot).
🌀 Reap had no cooldown at all — only a soul cost, so it could be chained. Now one minute between casts.
💀 The Reaper collected nothing from a skipped wave — souls were gated by the bounty flag.
✈️ Fliers crossed the rift map in 1.7 seconds. Its entrance and exit sit three cells apart, so the air lane was 144px. They now take the long way, like on every other map.
👥 The CO-OP button on the event screen works, and boss shields, forms and debuffs now reach teammates' screens.

⚡ GLITCH RIFT — THE BOSS EVENT IS LIVE

200 waves on a tropical island, opened from the lobby banner. NORMAL runs ×7 HP; ELITE runs ×15.
A boss lands every 10 waves — Kaiju King, Vine Titan, King Kaiju, Titan X, Hypno Hamster, Space Kaiju, and doubles at 100 and 180.
GLITCH KAIJU tears in every 40. Four forms on Normal, six on Elite. Break a form and it stuns everything nearby for 10s, blinks forward, drags reinforcements out of the rift and pulls on a fresh shield.
Its health bar is segmented by form, with the shield on its own strip underneath.
🌿 Vine Titan now fires a withering beam: the tower it hits deals half damage for 5s.
Cash is deliberately tight — ⅓ on Normal, ⅕ on Elite, kills and farms alike. ⏩ ×5 from wave one, ×7.5 past 100.
New: the ⚡ Glitch trait (the strongest in the game), the ⚡ Glitch Kaiju skin, and skins in general — toggle them on a tower's card in ⚔️ Loadout.
👨‍🍳 Chef Hamster can now be placed five times, and actually throws pizza.
Fixed: the 💀 Reaper collected nothing from a skipped wave — souls were being gated by the bounty flag.

🌍 WORLD 2 — THE JUNGLE NEW

A whole second world, unlocked by clearing UNBEATABLE.
Five difficulties: Normal · Hard · Super Hard · Impossible · Unbeatable.
Its own crate: Blowdart Hamster, Vineweaver, Shaman, legendary Jaguar.
Its own bosses: 🌿 Vine Kaiju · 🪴 Jungleplant · 🌀 Hypno Hamster · 🐉 Jungle Kaiju.
🐍 The Long Coil — Unbeatable's map is the longest road in the game at 3,072px, walked by ×10 HP kaiju. Even fliers must follow it before breaking for the base.

👾 20 NEW KAIJU NEW

Vesper flies. Bulwark takes a flat bite out of every hit. Aegis lends that armour around.
Necrolisk revives the dead. Broodmother bursts into three. Flicker dodges 30% of shots.
🪲 Parasite — jungle only. Latches onto a tower and shuts it down until you kill the bug riding it.
Plus Mite, Rimeling, Knitter, Wardshell, Lancer, Warcaller, Sapper, Colossus, Spawnling.

🔮 CHARMS NEW

Eleven abilities you fire mid-match, each with its own cooldown, animation and sound.
🐷 Piggy Bank · 🍀 Lucky Coin · 🩸 Bleed · 🏦 Interest · ⏫ Overclock · ⭐ Bounty · ⏱️ Time Stop · ⚡ Warm Up · 🍪 Big Cookie · ☀️ Heatwave · 🐹 Rolling.
Three slots (two unlocked with gems), bound to Z / X / C.
Won by spinning, single or ×10. The game drops to ×1 speed while a cast plays, so you actually see it.

🍪 THE BIG COOKIE NEW

A biscuit with a face, on the board from wave one, roaming.
Tap it → Change Shape → pick one of your towers. Its face becomes that tower and it copies the stats for 90s.
No upgrading, no heroes, no repeating the last shape, and 40s before the next.

🗺️ EVERY MAP REDRAWN NEW

Gone: the checkerboard with four emoji sprinkled on it.
Big landmarks first — ancient trees, stepped temples, volcanoes, lakes, village huts, beached wrecks, crystal spires, kaiju skulls, dimensional rifts, icebergs. Two per map, hand-placed.
Hand-drawn props (mossy logs, boulders, ferns, mushrooms) at a light dusting, not a carpet.
💦 An animated waterfall, ✨ ambient fireflies / ash / pollen per world.
All of it painted once into an offscreen layer, so it costs one blit a frame.

🏖️ SANDBOX NEW

Every tower, endless cash, spawn any kaiju, jump to any wave.
Writes nothing to your save — no coins, gems, XP, records or mode clears.

💀 THE REAPER · 🧬 TRAITS 9→22 · 🎟️ BATTLE PASS NEW

The Reaper banks souls and raises revenants that fight for you.
Thirteen new traits, a lobby Trait Spin, and a combos collection.
Battle Pass with free and Plus tracks, plus 💖 revive tokens.

🛠️ FIXES FIXED

👻 Ghost clones landed 19% of their tower, not 50% — the halving ran before flat armour.
🎁 Hero-shop items were broken for guests — base price, no stock taken, figurine always resold flat.
🐹 Towers in a Hammy Ball were unselectable for guests — frozen panel, souls stuck at zero.
⏳ Time Hamster reset its cooldown if you sold and rebought it.
🤝 Multiplayer mode picker rebuilt into worlds with waves, HP and lives on every card.

more bugs to fix later lol

ENDLESS RANKS

Furthest wave survived in Endless mode, worldwide. Your best is submitted automatically when a run ends.

BATTLE PASS

CHARMS

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Charms are abilities you fire mid-match — one equipped, press it, then it goes on cooldown. You may wear only one at a time.

🔮 YOUR CHARMS — tap to equip · tap again to remove

MARKET HOUSE

Sell your spare tower copies to other players for 🪙 — or grab a deal! You always keep at least 1 copy of a tower.

💰 SELL A TOWER

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CO-OP MULTIPLAYER

Team up with up to 5 friends (6 players total)! Everyone builds towers on the same map from their own loadout, with their own money. Enemies scale with player count: ×1.5 / ×2.25 / ×3 / ×3.5 / ×4 HP for 2–6 players. Peer-to-peer — no server needed.

CRATES

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TOWER TRAITS

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The spin rolls a random trait on a random tower. Equip one per tower below — it's active permanently on every copy you place. No uses, no consuming.

🎒 YOUR TOWERS — tap a trait chip to equip it · tap again to remove

LOADOUT & COLLECTION

Click an owned hamster to equip / unequip · buy extra slots with 🪙

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